Hello {EMPLOYEE_NAME},
We are delighted to welcome you into the family. You are now a valued member of the team and we expect you to act as such. Failure to do so will result in your immediate termination.
Fill out your staff profile with your name and core skills. You will need these to leverage your synergies for maximum efficiency.
Find and report to your six bosses to complete your onboarding.
To be successful here, you will need to supply your own materials:
- Something to write on
- A flat surface on which to build your map of the office – your cubicle desk will suffice
- A standard deck of cards without the jokers, shuffled – this is your Inbox
- Two six-sided dice (2d6) – these are your Task Dice
- Index cards or random slips of paper – sticky notes are available from the storeroom
- A small token (like a coin or paper clip)
